Alright, so here's my personal archive of userboxes. Most of the boxes here were tweaked a bit, and I'm not requesting page moves, so no history will be kept. If this is a problem with a userbox you created, let me know and I'll remove it. I'm only keeping a list of userboxes I'm going to use. If you want me to host more, you can ask, but no promises. I'm not trying to be an ass to anyone in particular, I'm just trying to keep these as my own, and also to help accentuate one of the downfalls of this solution that anti-userbox people will have to deal with.

Like I said, I'm using these boxes for me. If you wish to use them one your page, that's fine. But be wary of changes. I most likely won't actually change anything, but it's up to me. Also, please don't go changing a userbox without my knowledge. Just ask me, and I can make the change if I deem it acceptable. If you change something that I don't like, I'll either remove it and use the old version, or just make two different versions of it.

To use these on your page, just use the code presented below next to the box. If you want, you can also add categories to your page, but the boxes don't include them by default. For the categories, please include the {{PAGENAME}} variable. This will list your user page under the correct heading. For example, my page will be correctly listed under T (TheProgrammingGuy), rather than U (User:TheProgrammingGuy).

For reasons of me not having enough time to do this all at once, I'm going to put the original version of the box up (displayed), and link to my non-existant version until I have time to create them. I'll be substing them to their new location and making any adjustments (changing size, colors, wording, removing categories), and then I'll update this page to reflect my new version. This will take me some time, as I don't spend that much time here, but it'll get done eventually. For now, feel free to use the existing version, then check back here for any updates on my progress. Also, once I'm done fixing/removing/adding userboxes, I'll split this list into groups.

Userbox Listing

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Userbox Preview Code to Insert Possible Categories
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Game Addict}} [[Category:User cvg-N|{{PAGENAME}}]]

[[Category:Wikipedians interested in computer and video games|{{PAGENAME}}]]

game
dev
This user is interested in computer and video game development.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Game Developer}}
  This user is a code monkey.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Code Monkey}}
  This user is a software engineer.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Software Engineer}}
1337 7|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/1337}} [[Category:User 1337|{{PAGENAME}}]]
ASP This user can code in ASP.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/ASP}}
COBOL This user can program in COBOL.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/COBOL}} [[Category:user cobol|{{PAGENAME}}]]
Java This user can program in Java.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Java}} [[Category:User java|{{PAGENAME}}]]
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/VB.NET}}
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/CSS}}
<html>This user can write HTML.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/HTML}}
 This user can program in JavaScript.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Javascript}}
mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/mySQL}}
SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/SQL}}
vbsThis user can program in VBScript.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/VBscript}}
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/WIKI}}
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/WIKI Markup}}
User:Nathanrdotcom/Userboxes/User Gizmo Project {{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Gizmo Project}}
G
talk
This user's Google Talk screenname is TheProgrammingGuy.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Google Talk}}
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Google}}
 
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Gmail}}
 This user contributes using Firefox.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Firefox}}
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/XP}}
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows Vista.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Vista}}
64This user uses an x86-64 processor.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/AMD64}}
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/DSL}}
 This user enjoys playing FreeCell.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/FreeCell}}
 This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/PS2}}
 This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/PSP}}
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/PC}}
 
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Final Fantasy}}
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Roller Coaster Tycoon}}
SC4This user's city is much better than Defacto's.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/SimCity 4}}
^_^This user watches anime.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Anime}}
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Mythbusters}}
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Family Guy}}
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Futurama}}
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Simpsons}}
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Homestar Runner}}
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Monty Python}}
 This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Matrix}}
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Napoleon Dynamite}}
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Office Space}}
Tron  This user fights on the Game Grid.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Tron}}
1337This user is elite.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Elite}}
gkThis user is a geek.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Geek}}
 This user is a Jedi.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Jedi}}
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/AYBABTU}}
THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE. 
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Asplode}}
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Edit Count}}
BThis user keeps a weblog at Blogger as TheProgrammingGuy.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Blogger:TheProgrammingGuy}}
BThis user keeps a weblog at Blogger as Project:Origins.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Blogger:Project:Origins}}
 This user is male.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Male}}
 This user plays the bass guitar.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Bass Guitar}}
 This user enjoys rock music.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Rock}}
 This user is a footballer.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Football}}
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/There Their}}
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Your You're}}
{{User WPCVG}}
 This user supports the
Userbox Migration.
 
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/WP:GUS}}
  Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Not Evil}}
 Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Pi}}
 This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Support Userboxes}}
User:Ashibaka/Userbox/Migration {{User:TheprogrammingGuy/Userbox/Userbox Migration}}
 This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/freedom}}
  This user supports userboxes which don't hinder one's ability to assume good faith.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Userbox AGF}}
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/To Too Two}}
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/French Spacing}}
iTSThis user uses the
iTunes Store.
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Its It's}}
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
{{User:TheProgrammingGuy/Userboxes/Ellipses}}

Other Archives

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And now, for your userbox pleasure, a list of userbox archives. I'd rather not get on this list, since I created this archive for me, but if people feel my archive is worthy, then I could let it be listed.