I counted exactly 100 userboxes on this page. Bore yourself as you read about my life in 100 boxes.

Babel

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
sgn-2This user can communicate at an intermediate level in ASL.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

Other languages

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pig-2Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway intermediateway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Programming languages

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PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.
vb-1This user is a beginner Visual Basic programmer.
LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1
css-4This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

Grammar views

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 This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex This user prefers the cereal comma.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
USAmerican English
is used by this user.


WikiProjects

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This user is a member of the Nickelodeon task force, and would like to get slimed someday. 

Animals

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 This user's favourite animal is the Emperor penguin.
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. 

Colors

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  This user likes all of the colors.

Comedy

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Computing

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 This user is interested in computer engineering.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
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This user's Google Talk screenname is jonathan.wiki.
 

This user uses

Software

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 This user views the night skies with Stellarium.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
FzThis user uploads websites with FileZilla.
 This user supports shareware as a means of profit for small business owners.
 This user contributes using Blender for 3D modeling and animation.
 This user contributes using Inkscape.
  This user prefers using Paint.net.
 This user uses their web browser to read their emails.
 This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.
MS OfficeThis person uses
Microsoft Office.
  This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.
XPThis user uses Windows XP.

Interests

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 This user is rated 'PG-13' by the Motion Picture Association.
 This user loves the Autumn.
 This user loves the Spring.
 
This user loves sunny days

Media

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Literature

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 "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." Andy Warhol
  This user enjoys reading almost anything.
  This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
ASoUEThis user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Film

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 This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
HDTVThis user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, and/or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television.
 This user has satellite television provided by Dish Network.
Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.
 This user watches The Weather Channel.
 
This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying


Shows

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LSThis user watches the Late Show with David Letterman
SNL This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!
 This user watches The Price Is Right!
Bob

This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

ScrubsThis user enjoys watching Scrubs.
DEALThis user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel.
WoFThis user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune.

Radio

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FMThis user has an FM radio.
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.

On paper

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 This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

Life

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7th Grade This user is in 7th Grade.
MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 142.
NameThis user's name is Doug.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
28This user is 28 years, 4 months, and 5 days old. (Purge)
 This user is straight
but not narrow.
 
 This user is single.

Politics

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 Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.
 This user is a Conservative Democrat.
"Mission Accomplished"This user knows today is the 7735th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

Religion

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Where I am/'ve been

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 This user has visited 8 of the 50 United States.8
 

Time

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Dec 25This user's favorite holiday is Christmas.
 It is approximately 7:46 AM where this user lives.
 This user dislikes the new DST time.New DST Time
 This user is a Pisces.
 This user was born in the Year of the Rat.

Wikipedia

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 This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.
This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card. 
BAD This user is a member of Wikipedia Review.

Languages

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 This user helps make Simple English Wikipedia better.

Vandalism

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ZTThis user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.
  This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.