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General Info
 This user lives in or hails from Chicago. 
 This user is of Italian ancestry.
F This user is a furry.  
IBThis user is a graduate or student of the International Baccalaureate.
H4L This user is Harpo 4 Life.
 This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
 
Seal of Florida
This user lives in Florida, but is not a native.
 
Flag of Florida
 This user is God.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
ubx This user is angered by userboxes' tendency to spontaneously change.
 
This user knows by heart the first 50 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
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This user has a native-like understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
teenThis user is a teenager.
 This user is from Scotland.
 This user's favorite roller coaster is The American Eagle, which this user has ridden 238 times.
Birthday
 This user is a Gemini.
 This user was born on May 22.
Beliefs
  The user is a devout Penguinist.
 Wikipedia is not censored.
LP This user is a member of the Libertarian Party.
S! Too much pistachio pudding makes this user feel sick.
l l l l lThis user understands mechanical hands are the ruler of everything.
  This user is against the War on Drugs.
Sex & Status
 This user is male.
 This user is single.
  This user identifies as heteroflexible, only because he loves that term.
Health
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user is right-handed.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
Computers & Internet
  This user contributes using Linux.
 This user has a profile on MySpace.
 This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is donbertk .
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user uses Skype.
Their username is donbertk.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
  This user has a dual monitor configuration.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Hobbies & Interests
 
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
CardsThis user enjoys playing hearts.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
 This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.
 This user plays table football, or "foosball".
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
 This user is interested in religion.
^^This user is a moderate fan of manga.
 This user is addicted to video games.
007This user thinks Goldeneye 007 is the best game ever.
Music
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user plays the bass guitar.
 This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
fan-3This user loves Pink Floyd.
fan-3This user loves AC/DC.
fan-3This user loves Rammstein.
fan-3This user loves Matisyahu.
fan-3This user loves The Offspring.
fan-3This user loves Van Halen.
fan-3This user loves Tally Hall.