This user is a child at heart. He might have grown older, but he'll never grow up.
athThis user is an atheist.
Erdős 5This user has an Erdős number of 5.
This user understands the summation convention.
c = 1This user uses natural units.


This user knows 23 digits of pi.
τThis user believes tau should replace pi as a mathematical constant.
This user supports the use of nuclear power.
This user is interested in human impacts on the environment.
This user knows that space is the future.
CERNThis user has visited CERN.
This user supports the Standard Model, and believes that it will end mankind's quest for a Theory of everything
This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.
You just lost The Game.
This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica.
Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!
This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

"It's not who I am underneath, it's what I do that defines me"

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byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.
CThis user programs in the awesome language of C.
 This user programs in the awesome language of Python.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
C++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
ipa-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
math-NThis user can contribute with fluent mathematical skills.
1337 7h15 d00d |2 1337 t3h pwnz l0l0l0l!!11!
RTFMThis user believes that you should RTFM before asking questions.

"You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time"

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  This user contributes using a ThinkPad.
 This user really likes old computers.
≥10 This user contributes with a computer 10 years old or more.
 This user is against DRM.
OSrcThis user contributes to Open Source projects.
 This user uses
free software only.
 This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
 This user uses LaTeX and admires its power.
 This user explores the universe with Celestia.
 This user uses Inkscape extensively.
 This user records with Audacity.
 This user contributes with Arch Linux.
 This user contributes with XFCE.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user is a Minimalist.
Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.
  This user plays German-style board games.


 This user is attacking you with all three dice.
 Connor Behan is a retired RuneScape veteran.

There shouldn't have been a third

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SnapeThis user thinks Severus Snape is sexy.
Redwall This user is a resident of
Redwall Abbey.
 This user thinks The Lion King is an exceptional film.
  This user loves the Land Before Time, yep yep yep!
TPSThis user got the memo.


¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
SW
II
This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked more.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
 This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
 This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar.
The Usual SuspectsThis user works for Keyser Söze.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
 
This user is interested in counter-terrorism.
 This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.
 This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.SVU
FFThis user wants to know
what you saw?
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.