Vital Statistics

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XThis user is a member of
Generation X.
 This user is a male.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
 This user is of Dutch ancestry.
brosThis user has 2 little brothers.
CF This user is childfree.
 This user is married to Sarah, a fellow Wikipedian.
 This user is straight
but not narrow.
 
 This user is a Captain in the
United States Air Force.
  This user believes in LaVeyan Philosophy.
 This user is an atheist.
 
Seal of Florida
This user resides in Alabama, but is not a native Alabamian.
 
Flag of Florida
 This user lives in or hails
from Valdosta.
 This user is a Virgo.
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.


Video Games

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AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
 This user plays Tetris.
MSThis user plays MapleStory.
 This user is addicted to video games.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
 This user plays the Xbox 360.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
  This user thinks the Sega Master System is superior to the NES.


Food

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 This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
 This user loves pizza.
 This user loves Hot Dogs in all their varieties.
 This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
 This user eats quesadillas.
 This user loves sausages.
 This user eats bananas.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user is a waffle eater.
 This user loves eating carrots.
 This user eats potatoes.
 This user eats salad.
 This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec.
 This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.
  This user eats candy corn.
 This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
 This user eats Gingerbread Cookies.
 This user loves
Greek food
 This user loves Turkish food.
 This user loves
Italian cuisine
 This user loves Dr Pepper.
 This user could live on
American Chinese cuisine.
 This user drinks water.
PEPSIThis user misses Crystal Pepsi.
  This user LOVES to drink coffee and drinks at least 40 cups a month.


Alcohol

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 This user drinks alcohol.
 Just like Al Capone and the Royal Family, this user prefers Canadian whisky 
 This user prefers Belgian beer.
 This user drinks
GUINNESS
33 This user likes the taste of Rolling Rock beer. Whether it be brewed in "Old Latrobe" or in New Jersey, it is still the favorite beer of this user. Anheuser-Busch or not.
RNThis user is a citizen of
Rogue Nation.


Intrests/Aptitudes

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 This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. 
 This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
 This user is interested in
science.
 
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
 This user uses a TI calculator.
 This user contributes using
paint.net.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
BBAThis user has a Bachelor of Business Administration degree.
 This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
 This user is interested in computer engineering.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user still remembers these.
 This user is against DRM.


Entertainment

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SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
 This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
AF This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.
 Big Brother is watching this user.
 This user is interested in the Great Old One.
 This user is a friend of Don Quixote.
 This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
TPSThis user got the memo.


OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.
Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
300Tonight this user dines in hell!
ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.
TFMRS This user would have waited an eternity for this..
 This user supports the
Galactic Empire.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
 This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...
SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
 This user is a proud fan of
Are You Being Served?
...and I am unanimous in that!
AD This user made a huge mistake.
TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.
 This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
 This user reads Ctrl+Alt+Del and celebrates Winter-een-mas respectively.
 This user reads Penny Arcade.
QCThis user reads Questionable Content. So should you.
LeoThis User Reads VGcats Comics
xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
 This user is a Space Cowboy.
ESThis user is a loyal member of ACROSS
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
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This user is
The Key to Victory.
  This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
 This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

Music

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 This user enjoys rap music.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user likes grunge music.
 This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
 This user is tired of reggaetón.