I'm still trying to figure things out. Once I do, I'll start working on our lifestyle, AWaC. Until then, it's all minor edits and userboxes.

Userboxes

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AWaC

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AWaC This user is a member of AWaC.
AWaC:IQ This user is a member of the AWaC Inquisitorium.
F.A.T. This user is a member of The Coalition of F.A.T..
:F This user EATs F.
>:3~ This user drooleys from his nutsmouth.

Spoken/Written Languages

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
BSThis user can speak Bullshit.
duThis user can speak dumbass.
cAPStHIS USER SPEAKS cAPS lOCK.
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BBBDees-a hyooser ken spick Børk, Børk, Børk.
qya-4Yuhtaro sina ista maira Quenya.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
law-3This user (hereafter "User"), and all subsidiaries, agents, et al. acting on his/her/their/its behalf, herein manifest possession of, and are henceforth estopped from disclaiming, an advanced knowledge of Legalese, or access to such knowledge as to suffice as a reasonable substitute.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

Programming & Scripting Languages

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mircs-4This user is an expert mIRC scripter.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
css-4This user is an expert Cascading Style Sheets user.
LuaThis user can program in Lua.
bat-3This user is an advanced Batch programmer.
Perl-1This user is a beginning Perl programmer.
PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.
C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

Misc.

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Computing and Gaming

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 This user is addicted to video games.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.   
 This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
 This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.
 
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
 
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
λThis user plays Half-Life 2.
JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.
塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.
  This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.
SCThis user plays SimCity.
 This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Pichu.
PThis user prefers to side with the Protoss.
EVEThis user plays EVE Online.
LFGThis user spends entirely too much time playing Guild Wars.
ex-SWG This user stopped playing SWG with the NGE, and misses it dearly.
CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."
*This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!
ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
 This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
/.This user has a Slashdot account.
 
YTMND
This user is the man now, dog.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
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IRC
This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.
 This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
 This user uses LimeWire.
 This user uses µTorrent.
 This user uses eMule.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP 64-bit Edition.
 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows Vista.
 This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
 This user contributes using Notepad.
64This user uses an x86-64 processor.
IPThis user's IP is ::1.

TV and Anime

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^_^This user watches anime.
nin-3This user is a Jōnin.
 This user is a Pokémon fan.
 This user is a Space Cowboy.
TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
 This user is a fan of the Dragon Ball franchise.

Books

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 This user reads between the lines.


 This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
 This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
 This user enjoys reading poetry.
 This user reads webcomics.
*_*This user loves manga.

Unsorted

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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
 This user is male.
cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.
  This user is left-handed.
INTPThis user's MBTI type is INTP.
 Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
2=1 This user knows that 2=1.
  This user considers themselves self-educated.
 This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
 
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
' This user's favorite color is clear.
 This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.
{{user infidel}}
  This user is probably going to Hell.
 
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.